Bacon Flavored Chapstick to the Lucky Winner
Posted on Thursday, August 18, 2011 — Listed under Daily Grind
I know. I know. It's been forever since I last blogged and you probably thought I fell off the face of the earth, or possibly ate myself into a jarred cheese coma.
But no. I'm just a professional slacker. Okay fine. That's not true either. I have been doing a few things…like teaching my hamsters Michael Jackson Karaoke Hits and killing my plants with overwatering.
See? I have a few secret talents even you didn't know about.
Meanwhile, last time we met I was teaching sex ed classes at the local taco shop. And now I'm back again to impart my twisted, useless and most probably obnoxious parenting wisdom once again with my latest post at Aiming Low, 10 Things You Should Never Say to a New Mom Unless You Have a Death Wish.
Here's the link below, because my linky thingy is borked right now:
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Get the hell back over here. You know your genius advocate comedy schtick is wasted unless you're entertaining me right here. Placenta post, baby. Now. ;-)
Comments by NaptimewritingBacon flavored chapstick - sounds much more fun than flavored massage oils and like a lot less work. On my way to check out your post over at Aiming Low.
Saturday, March 17, 2012 at 2:41:16 PM
Comments by Regina RichardsPS. I miss the shite out of you.j PPS. What have the plants ever done to you? PPPS. Can you youtube those hamsters?
Monday, October 03, 2011 at 7:51:13 AM
Comments by KimberlyAm I the only one who finds that teaching sex ed at a taco..TACO place is facken hilarious. Wait, am I the only person who calls female bits Tacos?
Friday, August 19, 2011 at 11:29:49 AM
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Friday, August 19, 2011 at 11:28:58 AM
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