birth plans

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  • 2017-02-15

Birth Plans vs. the X Factor

So, you’re officially knocked up. And by official, I mean that not only do you have the black and white alien sonogram pic of your baby as your current Facebook status, but you are a card-carrying stalker of Babies “R” Us, you enjoy regular wet dreams about nursery décor, you know how to skillfully puke

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  • 2017-02-13

The Many Universes of Birth

The moment a child is born, the mother is also born. She never existed before. The woman existed, but the mother, never. A mother is something absolutely new.” –Bhagwan Shree Rajneesh I saw this quote on one of my favorite blogs today. If you have not visited Vegemitevix and her insightful, hilarious, and beautiful spot

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  • 2017-02-11

The Placenta Diaries

Ever since I posted a couple weeks ago about my midwife friend who is entertaining plans of eating her own placenta, placenta-eaters everywhere have been climbing out of the woodwork. I think I might just open a 1-800 hotline called “Placenta Confessions Anonymous” so I can collect a little cash on the side for my