Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip

Bacon Flavored Chapstick to the Lucky Winner

I know. I know. It's been forever since I last blogged and you probably thought I fell off the face of the earth, or possibly ate myself into a jarred cheese coma.

But no. I'm just a professional slacker. Okay fine. That's not true either. I have been doing a few thi....

Sex Ed at the Taco Shop

Before I had kids it never occurred to me that I was losing certain inalienable rights such as the ability to:

1.Use the bathroom in private

2.Eat my own food without having tiny people simultaneously use it as....

Another Reason Why Wal-Mart Is the Vortex of Evil

I'm excited to announce that I was just hired as a writer for Aiming Low, which is like my favorite website of ALL TIME. And today here and here. Since then, I have been surrounded by ....

Sand on the Ocean Floor

You can sit inside your pain like a pebble in the ocean, the water rushing cold and wet around you. Leaves, strings of algae, tiny fish flitter over you. Or you can become the water, dark and bubbling. Everything you are is lost. Everything you are is a reflection of what went wrong.

Somewh....

Aiming Low

Squeeeeeeee!! I was just published on my favorite website of all time, Aiming Low. And even though I've been a shit bloggy friend, I couldn't help but not want to share.

So, if you have a minute....

The Uber Slacker Speaks Up

Well, I've been an uber slacker on the blog front lately. And because I have a hideouly guilty personality, for as much time as I don't spend blogging anymore, I spend an equal amount of time feeling guilty. So rather than sit around in a stew of my own mental diarrhea and se....

Silvina the Cool Whip Queen

I'd like to introduce one of my real life friends who is also an amazing writer (with a book coming out next month!) and blogger. I met Kristi is the crazed mom of two little beauties and the author of the honest and hilarious Mommy Crib Notes. Her blog is a cheat sheet for moms where she shares the Mandyland is hosting me over at her site with my post The Magic Eraser<....