Sex Ed at the Taco Shop
Posted on Tuesday, June 07, 2011 — Listed under Daily Grind
Before I had kids it never occurred to me that I was losing certain inalienable rights such as the ability to:
1.Use the bathroom in private
2.Eat my own food without having tiny people simultaneously use it as a play gym
3.Watch television programming that doesn't include cartoon characters with oversize heads who insist on talking to me directly and asking me to perform ridiculous and impossible tasks such as identifying shapes and colors (which I am CLEARLY no longer capable of doing now that I am living on 2.5 hours of sleep per night)
Unfortunately, kids do not come with a handbook and before you know it, you are in the bathroom at the Taco Shop with your 3-year-old who is demanding (at top volume) to know why you are "putting that thing IN YOUR BUTT?"
Come on by and leave me a comment detailing your unfortunate and/or unexpectedly humiliating conversations with your toddler.
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Why do they always have such big head? And it's funny because now that my kids are bigger, if they see one of those little kid shows, they start yelling at the TV, "It's over there! Argh! This is driving me crazy! Why do you keep asking us!" When they were little, they just sat there like zombies.
Comments by World's Worst MomsIf I read anymore I might have a stroke laughing : )
Wednesday, July 13, 2011 at 10:27:30 AM
Comments by MotpgI hope the answer you gave was "this helps me not hear you!"
Sunday, July 03, 2011 at 4:07:10 PM
Comments by MommaKissEven if they came with handbooks, the kids wouldn't bother to read them and you would still get screwed.
Thursday, June 09, 2011 at 3:59:10 PM
Comments by Unknown Mami
Tuesday, June 07, 2011 at 2:43:26 PM
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